Golf Lingo #11 (New Golf Lingo)

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Some new lingo to use when you’re out on the course, very funny and some of those may even catch on! You can surprise your friends while playing!

A “Rock Hudson” – a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t.

A “Saddam Hussein” – from one bunker into another.

A “Yasser Arafat” – butt ugly and in the sand.

A “John Kennedy Jr.” – didn’t quite make it over the water.

A “Rodney King” – over-clubbed.

An “OJ.”– got away with one.

A “Princess Grace” – should have used a driver.

A “Princess Di” – shouldn’t have used the driver.

A “Jay Leno” – steadily fading

A “Condom” – safe, but didn’t feel very good.

A “Brazilian” – shaved the hole.

A “Margaret Thatcher” a little to the right.

A “Sandinista” Way to the left and out of bounds.

A “German” – a hookenfucker

An “Adolf Hitler” – two shots in the bunker

A “Cuban” – needed one more revolution

A “James Joyce” – a putt that’s impossible to read.

A “Ted Kennedy” – goes in the water and jumps out.

An “Elton John” – a big bender that lips the rim

A “Pee Wee Herman” – too much wrist.

A “Sonny Bono” – straight into the trees.

A ‘Mickey Mantle‘ a dead yank.

An ‘Obama‘ a golfer by professional obligation.

A “Kate Winslett” a little fat but otherwise perfect.

A “Tiger Woods” when one over a par, it´s not good.

A “Sister-in-law” – Up there but I know that I shouldn’t be.

A “Nipple licker” – A shot that opens up the hole.

A “Salman Rushdie”– An impossible read.

A “Ladyboy” – Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems

A ‘Paris Hilton‘ – a very expensive hole.