Golf Lingo #11 (New Golf Lingo)

Some new lingo to use when you’re out on the course, very funny and some of those may even catch on! You can surprise your friends while playing!

A “Rock Hudson” – a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t.

A “Saddam Hussein” – from one bunker into another.

A “Yasser Arafat” – butt ugly and in the sand.

A “John Kennedy Jr.” – didn’t quite make it over the water.

A “Rodney King” – over-clubbed.

An “OJ.”– got away with one.

A “Princess Grace” – should have used a driver.

A “Princess Di” – shouldn’t have used the driver.

A “Jay Leno” – steadily fading

A “Condom” – safe, but didn’t feel very good.

A “Brazilian” – shaved the hole.

A “Margaret Thatcher” a little to the right.

A “Sandinista” Way to the left and out of bounds.

A “German” – a hookenfucker

An “Adolf Hitler” – two shots in the bunker

A “Cuban” – needed one more revolution

A “James Joyce” – a putt that’s impossible to read.

A “Ted Kennedy” – goes in the water and jumps out.

An “Elton John” – a big bender that lips the rim

A “Pee Wee Herman” – too much wrist.

A “Sonny Bono” – straight into the trees.

A ‘Mickey Mantle‘ a dead yank.

An ‘Obama‘ a golfer by professional obligation.

A “Kate Winslett” a little fat but otherwise perfect.

A “Tiger Woods” when one over a par, it´s not good.

A “Sister-in-law” – Up there but I know that I shouldn’t be.

A “Nipple licker” – A shot that opens up the hole.

A “Salman Rushdie”– An impossible read.

A “Ladyboy” – Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems

A ‘Paris Hilton‘ – a very expensive hole.