Golf Books #366 (501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot (501 Excuses)

There is no excuse for a bad golf shot, but it’s handy to have one just in case…A drop of sweat fell in my eye, and I missed the ball; I stubbed my toe on the base of the bed, now I can’t wear my golf shoes; I’ve only played with these clubs twice; My rain suit is too tight and I can’t swing my club smoothly.

1. A drop of sweat fell in my eye, and I missed the ball. 2. I stubbed my toe on the base of my bed, now I can’t wear my golf shoes. 3. I’ve only played with these clubs twice. 4. My rain suit is too tight and I can’t swing my club smoothly. 5. My ball is all scuffed up. 6. I keep picking up my head. I’m afraid the geese are going to do their business on me. 7. The tee was leaning too far forward. 8. I get nervous shooting last all the time. 9. The sun was in my eyes. 10. I thought we were using the green over there. Anyone can hit a great shot and brag; the challenge is to shank a tee shot and still make your buddies laugh. This hilarious books is an absolute must for any golfer. And you need not be a golf enthuasist to enjoy this book. It makes a great gift for any golfer, and is a must for every golf bag! (source)